• 00:03:55 - Vince angered the discernible K-Stew fans over a post about Snow White and the Huntsman. Brendan talks about Fred Stoller’s time writing for Seinfeld.
• 00:11:44 - Burnsy is back with Hot Goss: Same Sex Wedding Edition where he is reporting from a special location featuring John Travolta and his monkey feet.
• 00:14:37 - Technical Difficulties
• 00:15:22 - Burnsy reports a possible conspiracy over MCA’s death involving 3rd Bass. There is talk of where the best psychics come from, Miley Cyrus’ future, the next celebrity death, and Frankie Muniz. To finish off the segment, Burnsy polls the Frotcast crew to see what man they would marry.
• 00:36:23 - Vince introduces a new song of the week - Lazy Harp Seal Has No Job by Parry Gripp.
• 00:40:33 - TV celebrity Laremy Legel of Film.com gets blooped in to talk Avengers and Dark Shadows. Vince plays a recent clip of Laremy enlightening a studio audience about the upcoming summer movies. The group discusses what went wrong with Dark Shadows, their favorite and worst Tim Burton films, the backlash involving Girls, and Vince’s fear of morphing into Peter Travers. Ben tells us his favorite moments in Dark Shadows, and Brendan gets in a Facebook “fight.” The episode ends with talk about the recent headlines concerning gay marriage, and giggling ensues.

Drunk On! - Adam

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• 00:02:10 - Vince reads an email from a litigious junior high schooler, a listener is concerned about Vince’s drinking habits, and a couple of listeners share stories about dogs, pooping, condoms, and farting. An isolated track from System of a Down is added to the Frotcast collection. The guys talk about Game of Thrones, Fart Knox, and Vince’s dog making a power move.
• 00:19:04 - Burnsy is back with another edition of Hott Goss featuring juicy tidbits about Kirstie Alley at a sex party, Wilmer Valderrama’s new game show, a celebrity couple, Time Magazine and People’s latest issues, and Kanye West.
• 00:35:41 - The guys review Cabin in the Woods, which, for the most part, they all seemed to enjoy. There are issues among the group about the use of horror movie tropes. The talk turns to Hellraiser.
• 00:47:03 - Time for Manswers Roulette. The group has a lot of fun with Vince’s Google search history.
• 00:53:11 - Vince plays the trailer for Jason Statham’s new film Safe, Lights Camera Jackson reviews Chimpanzee, and the guys check in on Sexman. There is some 3D talk with the recent reviews of The Hobbit footage shown this week at CinemaCon. In non-film news, Starbuck’s has gotten rid of the bugs used in their drinks, and Hasbro hassles a blogger.
• 01:17:51 - The show ends with some more listener emails concerning wiping techniques, and another nairing story.

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• 00:00:57 - Things kick off with the return of Fake Bret, and a rage filled message to Bret.
• 00:06:21 - Burnsy is back with another edition of Hot Goss with a new intro song (thanks to listener Matt) and sponsor. This week features an “In Memoriam” for all the celebrity deaths you might have missed recently. Vince plays an isolated vocal track from Smashmouth ala the David Lee Roth clip. We’re also introduced to some new terms such a “Zoonami” and “Puddle of Musk.” Bret tells his Kid Rock story again.
• 00:32:44 - The guys get to know a little about guest, Alison Stevenson. The conversations diverges to Vince’s step-brother, Benjamin Button, the Bob Dylan film I’m Not There, and the LaserTag/Warcraft bachelor party Vince attended.
• 00:52:26 - The special topic for this week is Movies You Love But Everyone Hates. Another Bridesmaids rant breaks out, and Ben has issues with Judd Apatow and Michael Cera. Bret morphing into Ben becomes a concern. Vince and Bret talk their Predator vs ____ that was inspired by the putrid AVP: Alien vs Predator.
• 01:18:08 - Vince plays the recent Mel Gibson tape. The group questions if he’s just insane or racist, and ponder if he’s just been pulling a decade long Joaquin Phoenix gag on the public. The group also takes a listen to Miley Cyrus’ stuffed-up voice over. Fake Bret closes out the episode.

Make sure to check out Vince and Alison at the Milk Bar on 4/24 for the LOL for LLS show. Also check out Alison on Twitter @justaboutglad.

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• 00:03:18 - Mel Gibson is back in the news over a conflict with Joe Eszterhas, writer of Basic Instinct and Showgirls. As usual, Gibson is claimed to have made disparaging remarks about Jewish people. Vince goes on a mini-rant about charities.
• 00:10:39 - The guys learn a bit more about Laremy, and how he got to where he is now. There is some more talk about American Reunion.
• 00:19:32 - Vince reads a list of the WASPiest names: college lacrosse players. The guys talk about the debt of higher education, commercials during day time television, loans from Indian reservations, what they’re drinking, and Jesus as Vice President.
• 00:36:54 - Bret reveals that he has missed the past few Frotcasts because he was traveling Europe. Brendan saw Ann Coulter wearing a mink coat at the airport. With the passing of Thomas ”Painter of Light” Kinkade, Vince reads an email from a listener who shares his personal experience with the artist.
• 00:51:20 - The 2nd annual Summer Box Office Fantasy Draft leads off with Vince making the most obvious pick, Bret has trouble understanding the drafting order, and Brendan makes a strong, strategic move which Ben copies. Some news about Lindy West is revealed.
• 01:24:48 - Vince has gotten a dog and is astonished with its shitting prowess.

Don’t forget to check out Laremy’s podcast, Brad ‘n’ Laremy on Movies, at iTunes.

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• 00:03:45 - Listen to Vince’s stand-up routine from St. Patrick’s Day in LA.
• 00:16:46 - Vince plays the clip of the drunk guy singing Bohemian Rhapsody in the back a cop car. Manswers Roulette gets introduced where we find what’s so special about an ingredient in beer. The guys imagine their version of Adam Sandler’s remake of Summer School.
• 00:28:55 - Justin Halpern joins the Frotcast to share a halfway house story, talk about pilot season, his new book, I Suck at Girls, how the Shit My _____ Says has become a meme, and angry emails. The story about Tucker Max donating to Planned Parenthood is brought up, which leads to a discussion about birth control.
• 00:54:14 - Brendan and Vince review American Reunion where Stifler is still funny and there is a blitzkrieg of 90’s songs. Justin has a story about having dinner with Jason Biggs, and the guys talk about the cautionary tale of Chris Klein.
• 01:07:00 - Vince describes his new depressing neighborhood with a junky park, and the guys talk about transvestite prostitutes. Justin is working on a new Martin Lawrence pilot so the talk revolves around actors’ phobias. The Chevy Chase/Dan Harmon feud gets some air time.
• 01:31:04 - A man takes matters into his own hands and gives himself a poop transplant. A harmonica cover of the Jurassic Park them song plays out the podcast.

Justin’s new book, I Suck at Girls, will be available on May 15th, and can be pre-ordered on Amazon.

Don’t forget to check out Vince this Saturday (04/07) at the Comedy Cellar in SF at 7:30pm.

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• 00:01:33 - Vince introduces the latest entrant into the Epic Drunk Hall of Fame; the Sombrero wearing man with one boxing glove who jumped on a cop car. Bill Burr goes on a rant about nerds and the alt comedy scene. Ben brings up the woman who is suing Apple because she walked into a glass window at one of their stores.
• 00:14:19 - Vince gives us a little taste of his stand-up at the Hollywood Lab.
• 00:18:50 - Brendan talks about his trip to New England where he visited a gunmaker, and shot muskets and other sorts of firearms.
• 0024:24 - Laremy talks about the Wrath of the Titans and some of the most anticipated movies coming out. Vince and Laremy discuss Hunger Games. The conversation diverges to District B13, a plea to Luc Besson, and Brendan’s infatuation with Steve Harvey’s mustache/teeth combo.
• 00:53:05 - Adam Glass AKA Seymore Butts joins the podcast for the second round of Ask a Porn Dude. Some of the topics covered are the future of porn with DVDs and VOD, pirated material on tube sites, the LA law on mandatory condoms and its repercussions on the business, the legality of shooting porn, his worse set location, finding male talent, the perception of escorting, and raising a teenage son.
• 01:47:14 - With news of the Anchorman 2 announcement, the guys talk about comedy sequels and some other favorite comedies from the last couple of years. Vince teases a topic for next week: Manswers Roulette.

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This week we get some Hot Goss from Burnsy, listen to some live comedy from Joe King and Pauly, discuss what Michael Bay is doing to the Ninja Turtles, get the ultimate Manswer, hear from the dumbest girl ever, and other nonsense as always.

• 00:01:30 - Vince talks a little about his 3 Nights of Comedy tour over the past weekend.
• 00:06:05 - Hot Goss with Burnsy has the latest NFL news on Alex Smith, celebrity deaths and pregnancy rumors, that kid from Minnesota asking adult actresses to the prom, Michael Bay’s tiger, and what Amanda Seyfried has in the trunk of her car. Burnsy also reveals a trait that he shares with Lady Gaga, and gives us some insight on inner workings of the Hot Goss factory.
• 00:35:35 - Michael Bay has created a ruckus among TMNT fans for adding a new element to the heroes in a half shell, leading Cousin Oliver from the The Brady Bunch to cry “RAPE!” Bret has a story about nerd rage over Transformers on a Japanese art blog.
• 00:47:56 - Brendan arrives.
• 00:49:57 - Take a listen to some stand-up by Joe King (featuring Vince’s giggles) and Pauly Dangerously.
• 01:07:51 - Vince plays the clip of the young lady who can’t quite figure out MPH. Manswers answers the age-old question of “Can you fart so hard your balls explode?”
• 01:21:54 - Vince saw John Carter over the weekend, and despite its marketing failure he found it to be an entertaining sci-fi pulp movie. Ben gives us some of his favorite moments from the film. Brendan deals with a blind woman while waiting for the bus.

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• 00:01:40 - The Frotcast gets started off with some voicemails from listeners who got riled up by last week’s Inside Indie. Comedian Matt Lieb gets introduced where he talks about movie meta-data, his experience with Israeli Airport Security at LAX, and Israeli women, which leads to a discussion about areolas.
• 00:20:30 - Vince plays some clips from ICP’s Big Money Hustlas (now streaming on Netflix…woot wooot). Bret has issues with a MacBook, a paperclip, and magnets.
• 00:25:05 - The guys talk Tyrese Gibson confusing Amber Tamblyn with Amber Rose, and her musical skylarking. Matt fills in the guys about his time at UC Santa Cruz, and Vince’s failure at TV stardom is brought up again.
• 00:55:38 - Laremy gets blooped to partake in some role playing as the gang does a reading of Frotcast: the Play. John Carter, 21 Jump Street, The Sitter, and Project X get talked about, as well as the ever encroaching summer blockbusters with the release of Hunger Games at the end of this month. Laremy has a story about interviewing two of the girls from Project X and using Miley Cyrus as a wedge between the two of them.
• 01:30:53 - With talk of Project X, Vince plays some clips from Todd Phillips’ documentary Frat House. At some point the term Santorum Blossom pops up.

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• 00:01:15 - Special guest Leslie Small is introduced. Vince got gleefully drunk by himself playing the FilmDrunk Oscar Drinking Game. Emmy Award winning Lights Camera Jackson appeared on Leno to discuss the Oscars. Brendan makes his acceptance speech for the Frotty Lifetime Achievement Award.
• 00:13:00 - The clip of The Dictator spilling Kim Jong Il’s ashes all over Ryan Seacrest gets played. This leads to a discussion about improvisors reading from material or being let loose. The outtakes of Tracy Morgan from Totally Awesome is an example. A Kenyan listener calls in to talk about the Jar Jar Binks old slave vibe.
• 00:25:11 - Hot Goss with Ashley Burns: now with sponsors. Burnsy gives us some of the juicy gossip from Oscar Weekend: Gabourey Sidibe’s favorite Girl Scout cookie, Demi Lovato is a birthmark chaser, Omar Epps and Robin Givens are working on a hip hopera, Davey Jones’ new t-shirt line, and a Whitney Houston tribute album is in the works.
• 00:46:10 - Oderus Urungus of Gwar voices his opinion on the political campaign. The Asian American Journalists Association sent out a press release of Danger Zones when writing about Linsanity. Vince plays a clip from his search for the perfect judge show.
• 01:12:00 - The guys get to know Leslie. There is some talk about open mics at laundro mats. Leslie headlines the new segment Inside Indie where you can about all the new underground bands.

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• 00:01:33 - This past weekend the guys attended a Big Lebowski party with Vince’s dad in character as the Dude. Brendan witnessed someone dressed as Walter maintaining order of the bathroom line, as well as another Dude carrying a rug. The FP screening and Q&A that Vince hosted is also discussed.
• 00:14:00 - Hot Goss with Ashley Burns: Burnsy brings all the hot new gossip out of Hollywood from New York basketball sensation Jeremy Lin’s date to the Oscars, Dakota Fanning’s warning to Meryl Streep, Chloe Moretz’s driving lessons, Octavia Spencer’s feud with Emma Stone, and a shocker about Nicole Kidman. Ben, Brendan, and Bret talk about staging a coup and taking over the Frotcast.
• 00:34:13 - Frotcast Voicemail Grab Bag is played. Vince brings back What’s up with the Internet to play a new song by J-Bo OMG entitled Deep Throat.
• 00:38:07 - Laremy gets blooped in to talk Oscars, especially for those looking to make wagers. He goes over his best bets to make money, as well as his lock picks for the top categories. The discussion veers off to George Clooney f*cking with Andy Serkis, bumbaclot Jar Jar Binks, and other tangents.
• 01:18:00 - Ben gives us his favorite moments from some of the Oscar nominated flicks, such as a dubstep club, an underwater gangbang, the Beatles, a swan dive, and anthropomorphic plant life.

Be sure to check out Vince at the Hollywood Improv on March 17th, and possibly some other dates in LA.

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• 00:03:30 - Some listener voicemails are played, one with a question for Vin/Ben(?) about a boomerang wiener, and the other about how The Big Bang Theory makes fun of nerds for being smart. We get a brief origin story of Street Law dating back to Brendan’s high school, and Tosh.0’s own Street Court.
• 00:18:18 - Dov Charney calls in to talk about American Apparel’s sponsorship of the Valentine’s Day show at the Milk Bar, where Vince will be performing. Dov will be in town scouting and sedating all the sexy SF hipsters for modeling gigs.
• 00:32:42 - Laremy joins the Frotcast. Vince plays some clips of Werner Herzog talking about chickens, a new kind of Russian opera, and the trailer for Zombie Ass: Toilet for the Dead.
• 00:46:50 - Vince, Laremy, and Bret talk Chronicle. While the found footage gimmick has lost its luster, the film does a good job representing high school life and what teenagers would really do if they had super powers. This leads to a talk of sex and their own teenaged minds. There is also some discussion about Disney animations versus Looney Tunes.
• 01:14:55 - Vince talks about working in the kitchen of a Chinese restaurant, and how to get a job in the service industry. Laremy brings up a topic that gets Vince to talk about his nemesis in the SF film critics circle. Brendan has just gotten back from his trip to NY, where he got heckled at the Giants’ Super Bowl parade.
• 01:32:00 - Vince needs to talk to about We Need to Talk about Kevin with Laremy.

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• 00:05:30 - The guys discuss the conflict of stopping a thief, either it be a shoplifter or one who has snatched personal property. A German man tries to comprehend the term party pooper.
• 00:16:25 - Matt Ufford, formerly of Warming Glow and now the talent for SBNation, talks about some upcoming assignments such as the Westminster Dog Show and the US Curling Championships. Vince introduces “What’s up with the Internet?” with clips involving TMZ photographers, donkey semen, and cheesy potatoes. Blogger hygiene and sharting are brought up, as well as Vince’s Sam Rockwell sighting.
• 00:51:50 - Time for some TV talk with Matt where Justified and Sons of Anarchy get discussed. Vince has a hang up with the mocumentary format of some current comedy shows, and rants about The Big Bang Theory.
• 01:06:00 - Vince and Matt disagree about Moneyball. Aaron Sorkin’s heavy handedness comes up comparing both Moneyball and Social Network, which leads to a discussion about MySpace. The guys talk about the Ferris Bueller Super Bowl commercial, and how nostalgia, commercialism, and the internet are ruining everything.
• 01:32:12 - Brendan reads a limerick from The History of Farts, and the guys play another koi call from a listener.

Check out Vince this Friday in Davis at the Comedy House, and be on the lookout in March for SBNation’s Youtube channel launch with Matt Ufford.

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• 00:01:37 - In what can’t be a coincidence, Bret’s birthday is the same day as Squirrel Appreciation Day, and Fake Bret appreciates the hell out of the those fluffy tails. We received some listener voicemails: Fake Bret hater from last week is back, the “hottest” Frotcast female listener shows off (vocalizes?) her hard lovin’ skills, and Maggie Thatcher calls in for a rebuttal. The guys talk a bit about beer (I disagree about the Anchor Christmas Ale).
• 00:13:14 - Burnsy’s Corner: Things get a bit holy with some squealing church singing, a 6 year-old girl has a hardcore song about her pets, the guys discuss the aesthetics of hardcore dancing, and Burnsy talks about his new feature (which you’ve probably read by now).
• 00:38:20 - Cormac McCarthy joins Twitter. Brendan is fascinated with the gay, meth head runaway on Intervention. Vince brings up the news story about Demi Moore being hospitalized for doing whippets, which leads to a talk that digresses from whippets to bloody wounds.
• 00:54:13 - Guest of the show, Eric, talks about his friendship with Vince, running the Milk Bar, bouncing people from the comedy shows, and dealing with Haight St. gutter punks.
• 00:59:04 - The Oscar nominations are brought up briefly, but the guys come up with the ultimate Oscar baiting movie. The more interesting nominations follow: the AVN’s Most Clever Title. Eric talks about his fear of sewer babies, and is introduced to the Frotcast classic Jesse Jane clip.
• 01:11:45 - The guys talk about the recent Dane Cook fiasco at the Laugh Factory, his quick rise to fame, the redemptive appearance on Louie, and joke stealing in general. To wind things down a clip from Bones is played dealing with malware, firewalls, fractal patterns, and, you guessed it, bones…and plenty of bad writing and acting.

Vince announces an upcoming gig that you should definitely check out.

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• 00:02:02 - Flashback to the incident during Vince’s stand-up where Brendan confronted a guy, and Matt was there to witness it.
• 00:05:15 - We take a listen to some voicemails: one fan with a pulse on the humanity vents about Fake Bret, the real Bret receives a backhanded compliment, Ben gets called a c*nt, and the Mighty Feklhr sends in a koi call.
• 00:17:44 - We have a brief talk about the exciting Niners’ win from this past weekend. Vince had an interesting viewing of the Maggie Thatcher biopic, Iron Lady. Matt and Vince discuss Carnage, Roman Polanski’s newest film, and we play a fun little guessing game dealing with the film. Vince plays a new clip from MANswers that leads us to Robert Palmer’s Simply Irresistible, Matt shares some stories about running a theater, and Brendan adds some more impersonations to his repertoire.
• 01:02:13 - We talk about Marky Mark hypothetically stopping 9/11 (never forget), his wicked childhood, and him no longer needing to wank it.
• 01:11:14 - Justin Halpern sent in an email to follow up from episode 81, we answer a relationship question, and the issue of Vince losing his virginity comes up.

Drunk On!

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• 00:00:51 - We kick things of with some Frotcast lore: the introduction to poop transplants, a bizarre (or normal) trip to Vegas, a vivid description of the aliens from Cowboys and Aliens, and a certain kind of hair removal. [Hint: It’s butthole Nairing!]
• 00:18:38 - The guys discuss the law of the streets, a group film review goes awry, Brendan’s interaction with a creepy guy at a bachelor party, and “Erection, your onion,” — the Swedish gibberish episode, a must-listen.
• 00:37:10 - We listen to the banshee known as Jesse Jane at the AVN Awards, a tribute to Fake Bret, lothario Brendan discusses his love making skills, what happens when you introduce a banana phone into a poop transplant procedure, and the guys learn some interesting facts about Thomas Kinkade, the painter of light.
• 00:55:22 - The only way to review Tower Heist is with Jamaican accents, the amazing talents of Cytheria, and don’t take the law into your own hands: take ‘em to haters court.
• 01:16:33 - MMA attributes, Lindy reads the writings of Drunken Expat Writer, fun with Shia Labeouf’s name, the eeriest (yet spot on) impersonation of Willem Dafoe, and Vince gets frustrated at Comic-Con.
• Bonus track - Lindy West gets drunk, and inadvertently starts the “Kirk Douglas’s corpse going down a log flume with a boner mini-meme.”

• 00:01:41 - Vince briefly discusses The Artist, and brings up legendary actress Kim Novak wanting to report a rape due the films use of the Vertigo score. It’s not surprising the Armond White agrees with. Mr. White also made the news recently for heckling during the NY Film Critics Circle ceremony.
• 00:09:03 - We check out some clips from Manswers, which reminds us of Ow! My Balls from Idiocracy, and have some fun with our own fake Manswers.
• 00:18:53 - Burnsy’s Corner brings us a clip of the new star and Mountain Dew addict of Toddlers and Tiaras. We’re visited by a Miami Heat fan, and returning guest, Mr. Lee Roth. Somehow the Bible comes up, and Burnsy plays a cover of Nelson’s cherished classic by Kids Incorporated.
• 00:57:41 - We discuss commercial campaigns the insult the intelligence of heterosexual males.
• 01:06:36 - Joe King pitches us his movie ideas. Joe and Vince talk shop about some of the terrible places they’ve done stand-up.

Drunk On!

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We talk with Burnsy, Justin Halpern and Patrick and they each give us a random top 10 from 2011. Condolences to Laremy, Lindy and Joe King, as their audio will never be heard. Pour out some 4Loko for them. Drunk on!

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• 00:02:30 - Brendan regales us with a story about one of his drinking adventures with friend of the Frotcast, Justin.
• 00:05:51 - We discuss Young Adult and Vince’s beefs with the film. Everyone agrees that the “popular kid in high school acts like a feudal lord” is a tired cliche in high school movies. This leads to some talk about our past high school experiences. Fun fact: To graduate in Florida you have to fight C-Tates.
• 00:18:34 - Burnsy’s Corner is back with some intro music. The Demi Lovato/Disney Channel/Eating Disorder Joke controversy is brought up. Burnsy announces that Van Halen will be back on tour, and to celebrate the occassion we talk to David Lee Roth live via satellite.
• 00:44:35 - Vince reveals that he once had to review the Fleshlight. In a weird correlation, we have a news story about a meth head that used a chihuahua as a Fleshlight. We also share some of our Free Health Clinic stories.
• 01:11:43 - Ben prematurely breaks out his top 10 list for 2011, which features Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol and The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. It’s agreed that the only way to see Mission Impossible is on IMAX. We discuss IMAX vs. 3D. Vince feels that the first two hours of Dragon Tattoo is reminiscent of Zodiac, but the ending felt like a Lifetime movie. Ben agrees about the ending, but gives the film a “Jew Thumbs Up.” British Bill Cosby pops up and makes Bret puke.
• 01:27:50 - Our favorite film critc/blowhard, Armond White, reviews the Frotcast.

Drunk on, and Happy New Year!

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Then we get into Burnsy’s Corner to discuss the worst movies of the year (00:44:49). Burnsy should be considered an American hero for watching both Bucky Larson and Jack and Jill. You should check out his Top 10 post on FilmDrunk if you haven’t done so all ready. Not to spoil Burnsy’s list, but “Tower Heist” earned the #1 spot. Vince thinks that’s bullshit, but they both agree the film is fantastically insulting to viewers. The discussions soon dissolves into who’s more polarizing; Bret, Fake Bret, or Lindy. Vince pulls out a timely Fatty Arbuckle reference, and a hypothetical discussion of how one would go about making jizz angels pops up.

After last weeks Christmas songs, Burnsy brought some Hannukah songs for all the heathens to listen to (01:03:00). Vince gets mistaken for a Joo. Flaming manginas and turkish knife fights are brought up.

The final segment deals with Vince Mangina and his merkin, Chuck Liddell and his eternal mohawk, and science (xyience??) (01:17:09). Brendan goes through Vince’s notebook while he steps out. We talk about our best films of 2011. Somehow Transformers 3 (guess who) gets mentioned along with Drive, Hesher, X-Men: First Class, Thor, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Midnight in Paris, Cedar Rapids, 50/50, and Like Crazy. Vince’s top pick is Elite Squad 2 from Brazil. Tim and Eric’s Million Dollar Movie gets mentioned, as well as the reactions to their absurdist humor. Cool uncle names gets talked about. From the news and listener emails we talk about the guy who died from eating cocaine from his brother’s butt, Brendan gets some tips on dealing with Vince’s hecklers, and we learn about a crazy Florida radiologist who is raising money for Joran Van der Sloot.

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